Hank and Cass

INT. BAR – NIGHT

Cass, 18, enters the bar and takes a seat one stool down from Hank, 27. She empties the contents of her purse onto the bar.

A crumpled cigarette rolls in front of Hank.

He tries to scoot it back to her side of the bar.

She notices him, and she reaches and snatches away the cigarette.

HANK

I wasn’t going to take it.

CASS

Why? You don’t smoke?

HANK

No. I don’t steal.

CASS

How noble of you.

JOSE, the bartender, hands her a pack of matches.

He takes her hand and places the box in her palm.

JOSE

Calm down, Cass.

CASS

I’m calm. I’m calm.

BEAT.

CASS (CONT’D)

This silence is fucking deafening. Would it kill you to plug in a radio or something, Jose. I mean we are paying customers, me and …

Cass motions to Hank.

HANK

Hank.

CASS

Me and Hank. Hank and I. We would like a little atmosphere.

HANK

That would be nice.

Jose turns and raises the plug of a radio.

JOSE

Here’s to atmosphere.

Cass raises her glass, Hank follows. She moves down a seat, next to Hank. She clinks his glass with hers.

CASS

To atmosphere.

INT. HANK’S APARTMENT – NIGHT

Cass and Hank lay side by side in Hank’s bed. They’re fully clothed.

CASS

Do you want it tonight or in the morning?

HANK

Do you always talk like that?

CASS

To direct for you? I thought men appreciated direct women.

HANK

Women. You’re barely 18.

CASS

Does it make you feel dirty?

HANK

A little.

CASS

Your very own private issue of Barely Legal. In the flesh.

HANK

Good night.

CASS

Good night.

Hank turns off the light.

INT. HANK’S APARTMENT – MORNING

Hank and Cass lay facing each other in bed. Cass’s eyes stare intently at Hank’s sleeping face.

She reaches out and plugs Hank’s nose and mouth.

He bolts awake.

CASS

Oh good, you’re up. You know you never answered me last night.

HANK

What are you doing?

CASS

Well, I was bored. And lonely. You never answered me last night.

HANK

About what?

CASS

If you wanted it last night or this morning.

HANK

How do you know I want it at all.

CASS

Because men always want something from me.

HANK

Oh really?

CASS

That bull shit about the unapproachable pretty girl. Bull shit.

HANK

What are you talking about?

CASS

Oh you’ve seen the show before.

CASS (CONT’D)

I can never meet boys, because they’re just intimidated by me. It’s so hard. Blah. Blah. Blah.

HANK

You don’t think men are intimidated by you?

CASS

Not as much as they want something from me. They expect me to give them a story to tell. Something to remember years from now when they look back on their youth and their freedom fondly. Their defining moment or something.

She turns to Hank.

CASS (CONT’D)

Am I your defining moment, Hank?

HANK

I hope not.

Cass smiles.

HANK (CONT’D)

But. Probably.

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